new record...

...for idiocracy.

ok, so i work for the IRB. Institutional Review Board. not many people know what this is--but if you are in an academic research field, you KNOW.

fyi: we review human subjects research.

human subjects.

today, i received a HUMAN SUBJECTS application from a faculty member.

let me repeat that. faculty. VMD. Ph.D.

Title of project: Descriptive epidemiology of cancer among pet cats and dogs in the Twin Cities.

Describe the source of the records: Pet’s Medical Records. To obtain: Pet’s species, Pet’s age, Pet’s diagnosis, etc.


wow.

WOW.

nomination for a darwin award, perhaps??

and this man is teaching your children, people!!